What is wrong with your cell?
Tried calling lots of times.
Every time I dialed your number-the operator says, “The subscriber you are dialing is a monkey. Please call Zoo for details.”
Very honest
Very cute
Very honest
One in trillions
Very stunning
Very gorgeous
Good looking
Fit
I think it’s enough
About me
WHAT ABOUT YOU???
I am sure,
You were born n this world
As a cute baby.
Now that u are grown up
I have one question……….
WHAT HAPPENED???
True friends are like Mornings,
You can’t have them the whole day.
But you can be sure,
That they will be there
When you wake up tomorrow, next year and forever.
I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me.
You cry, I cry.
You smile, I smile.
You laughed, I laughed.
You jump out of the window…….
…………………………………..
……………………………………
I looked down and say
JO ALLAH KI MarZI,
And laughed again….
“Happiness is like a butterfly”
You run after it, it keeps flying away.
But if you stand still,
“It comes and sits on you”
Wishing you lots of butterflies!!!!
Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack
499 nikal chukay hain, msg miltay hi nikal jaao.
A friend is
1% FUNNY
2 % SWEET
3% CARING
4%LoVING
90%GOODLOOKING
That’s why I am your friend.
Hey…..listen…..
Two people were asking me
4 your details today.
I gave them your cell number and address.
They will be visiting you soon.
………………………….
…………………………..
There names are JOY and HAPPINESS.
Longest is mother’s love.
Shortest is other’s love.
Sweetest is lover’s love.
But
Strongest is fiend’s love.
Thanx for being my friend.
